People in New York love having roof parties.

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase

I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place

My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.

I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

Don't be a fool, there is no such thing as just a girl.

One of the most important jobs of the youth is to make the elderly happy.

I will never abandon one opportunity and wait for another. We have not reached the goal we are striving for. What you see now is nothing compared to our vision…just tiny parts of what lies ahead.

What began the change was the very writing itself. Let no one lightly set about such a work. Memory, once waked, will play the tyrant.

Excess of joy is harder to bear than any amount of sorrow.

And if I ever have any children of my own, no matter how unhappy I may be, I am not going to let them have any cares until they grow up.

No hero is above fear, Percy. And you have risen above every hero. - Poseidon

I am no fan of books.

For the complete life, the perfect pattern includes old age as well as youth and maturity.

I am a person who believes in form, in the harmony of order. Where we can, we must give things a meaningful shape.