I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.

People in New York love having roof parties.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase

My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.

I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

...remember that the danger that is most to be feared is never the danger we are most afraid of.

Why does it have to come down to choosing just one man, when no one man can give me everything I want?

My dad has always been a big Ray Charles fan, and I've grown up listening to all kinds of music.

Your philosophy determines whether you will go for the disciplines or continue the errors.

If you're going through hell...keep going! You always grow through what you go through.

Photography, for me, is something I can control fully. It's wholly my own expressions.

Here, far from our homes, we will be forgotten by our gods.

There was a disturbance in my heart, a voice that spoke there and said, I want, I want, I want! It happened every afternoon, and when I tried to suppress it it got even stronger.

Everybody is interesting for an hour, but few people can last more than two.