Koalas Quotes

Koalas Quote of the day

I'd love to hold a koala. They sleep 22 hours a day, eat eucalyptus leaves and just hang out. I want to spend some time with that guy

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

You are my koala bear, and I am your tree.

I must have been a koala in my past life.

I did find out about the koalas and how eucalyptus makes them high and why they sleep all day. They're little druggies.

Americans need bullshit the way koala bears need eucalyptus leaves. They've become totally addicted to it. They get so much of it back home that they can't survive without it.

Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?

It's like a koala pooped a rainbow on my head and I can taste the colors.

I want to go to Australia and take the same goofy picture of me holding a koala that everyone else takes.

I hate having long hair. It's like walking around with a dead koala on your back!

I am sentimental,’ she said. ‘I could dissect a koala but not its baby. I like the words damozel, eglantine, elegant. I love when you kiss my elongated white hand.

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?

Even I realized that money was to politicians what the eucalyptus tree is to koala bears: food, water, shelter, and something to crap on.