I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.

People in New York love having roof parties.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase

I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place

My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

Learning is the process of making ideas, while studying is the process of using those ideas.

Forgiveness is mandatory

The earth is the Lord's fullness thereof: this is no longer a hollow dictum of religion, but a directive for economic action toward human brotherhood.

It's all about concentration and repetition. That's all it is.

When I was a kid, I thought my dad was a little bit harsh with me at times. Sometimes I needed an arm around me instead of my dad telling me what I did wrong, but it obviously worked.

It seems the public in Europe has not yet learnt that most girls in India today go to school.

Hoping drains your energy. Action creates energy.

Sad news- Prince is gone. Music has lost a great presence. A world less funky. I don't believe in it.

Most everyone now personally knows someone who is openly homosexual.

I know that and I feel that.