I'm going to start water skiing someday...as soon as I can separate it from being dragged by a boat.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

Once you've charmed a girl and prove how mature and independent you are, just ask her out.

Sorry, always sorry. What in the world can you buy with an apology?

Fashion, n. A despot whom the wise ridicule and obey.

Pure essence, and pure matter, and the two joined into one were shot forth without flaw, like three bright arrows from a three-string bow.

Anything that I do is something that I'm passionate about and really believe in, no matter how it turns out.

I'd rather be in a tent than in a house.

Immature strategy is the cause of grief.

You only die once, but you will be dead for a very long time.

I'm sure we're gonna meet some bumps in the road, but if it's meant to be it will happen.

Good art inspires; Good design motivates.