I'm a self-made man. Who else would help?

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

I didn't read the book. I burned it after the first sentence.

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age.

On my actual 16th birthday, on the actual day, I went home and I had chicken korma and Peshwari naan bread and pilau rice, and that was fantastic.

Wisdom is not acquired save as the result of investigation.

... it's always interesting when one doesn't see. If you don't see what a thing means, you must be looking at it wrong way round.

I don't watch the beginnings of many series, I don't know why, maybe because I'm normally working.

The twist makes it a no-floater summer!

What happened was, my parents after Circus Boy decided to take me out of show business for two years to go back to normal school. It was the smartest thing they ever did.

Well, I am now convinced there is no kind of fear or anxiety anyone has to live with.