Chicken Quotes
Chicken Quote of the day
The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.
As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings.
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.
All I ever wanted was a Virginia farm, no end of cream and fresh butter and fried chicken - not one fried chicken, or two, but unlimited fried chicken.
Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.
My dad's a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again.
When a baby comes you can smell two things: the smell of flesh, which smells like chicken soup, and the smell of lilies, the flower of another garden, the spiritual garden.
The South, to me, is fried chicken and catfish caviar --- that's grits --- and good-looking women.
Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken.
I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and I don't gain weight. I still look OK as long as I'm dressed.
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.
I think no matter what the occasion may be, you can never go wrong by showing up at the dinner table with a hot plate of fried chicken.
You don't want to make a steady diet of just lettuce. You don't want to make a steady diet of fried chicken.
The food in Europe is pretty disappointing. I like fried chicken. But other than that Europe is great.
America is a such a melting pot, I'm not sure if roast chicken is the classic comfort food for everybody.
In Pakistan anti-American protesters set a Kentucky Fried chicken restaurant on fire. The protesters mistakenly thought they were attacking high-ranking U.S. military official Colonel Sanders.
Engineers are really good at labeling and branding things. If we had named Kentucky Fried Chicken, it would have been Hot Dead Birds.
NASA asked me to create meals for the space shuttle. Thai chicken was the favorite. I flew in a fake space shuttle, but I have no desire to go into space after seeing the toilet.
I love sushi, I love fried chicken, I love steak. But there is a limit to my love.
None of the people watching 'Big Brother' will bring you chicken soup if you get sick.
My father died when I was young and I was raised by my grandmother, Emma Klonjlaleh Brown. We could afford to eat chicken just once a year, on Christmas.
You don't know what the pattern of flour and chicken is going to be, but you know you're going to get some good fried chicken.
We are America's Great Lakes people, her freshwater people, not an oceanic but a continental people. Whenever I swim in an ocean, I feel as though I am swimming in chicken soup.
Do you eat chicken because you are familiar with the scientific literature on them and have decided that their suffering doesn't matter, or do you do it because it tastes good?
Taco Bell is going to start selling nachos and chicken nuggets wrapped in a tortilla. In other words, thank God we're going to keep Obamacare.
In a way that somebody else converts to Judaism or becomes a Hare Krishna, I belong to the church of fried chicken.
Why not collect and clean chicken wishbones in the run-up to Christmas, spray them silver and use each to pinch together a white hem-stitch napkin?
I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
My friend told me later he got the chicken pox. I told him I caught politics and never got over it.
I've always said fashion is like roast chicken: You don't have to think about it to know it's delicious.
Classics can be phenomenal when done right. A simple roast chicken dish could be the best thing you ever eat.
In my grandmother's house there was always chicken soup And talk of the old country--mud and boards, Poverty, The snow falling down and necks of lovers.
Even when I get the fried-chicken special of the day, I have to dig into it like it's filet mignon.
And believe me, a good piece of chicken can make anybody believe in the existence of God.
For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you'll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.
A man that can cook you a proper meal that is like a weekday meal - which I think cannot be better than in the form of a roast chicken - that's the greatest.
Life was just a tire swing. 'Jambalaya' was the only song I could sing. Blackberry pickin', eatin' fried chicken, And I never knew a thing about pain. Life was just a tire swing.
I eat the same foods almost every day. I have my favorites like Filipino beef broth, chicken soup with lots and lots of rice.
