I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

See it (your situations) with your eyes but direct it to God

All your life you're yellow. Then one day you brush up against something blue, the barest touch, and voila, the rest of your life you're green.

True leaders don't give consoling answers, they take constructive actions.

Even if you forget that´s not the same as if it never happened. The slate is not entirely wiped clean

Planning is good for a decent survival, but an attitude to identify opportunity and act impromptu defines disproportionate success or spells immense happiness.

Inventions have long since reached their limit, and I see no hope for further development.

After my cancer diagnosis, I really took my swimming to a new level.

A relationship with God simply cannot grow when money, sins, activities, favorite sports teams, addictions, or commitments are piled up on top of it.

It's not my fault if the media and the public are more interested in Tiger Woods than in women farm workers.

Student is #1. If a student comes to me and needs an hour after class of my time, I am going to give him everything without hesitation.