I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself.

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

What had seemed easy in imagination was rather hard in reality.

Rearranging furniture, adding some candles, or making even small tweaks can really make the difference.

The church always arrives on the scene a little breathless and a little late.

I'm almost weeping when I'm painting my daughter. I've been thinking she won't be little for much longer.

The best thing about series TV is that everyone you work with is hand-picked, as compared to working on a film.

Teachers deserve respect," I explain. "Why do they get it for free, when everyone else has to earn it?

I wish I could wear clothes straight off the runway.

Adventure, I well know, is in the heart, not in the view.

I look forward to continuing the debate about Britain's future - in Parliament and across the country.

At a better pace, slower and more calculated No chance of escape.