I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health.

Writing is a calling, not a choice.

This book is about a salvation that takes place within our unknowing and dissatisfaction,

Today, it's about gender equality, not neutrality. Anyone who doesn't agree would be a bit of an idiot.

I'm a really friendly guy, I guess, and I really like meeting people.

After a hard day of basic training, you could eat a rattlesnake.

A leader must be ready to send the soldiers under his command to their deaths

In the interest of not pissing you off anymore tonight, let's not select that particular playlist.

Sexuality itself means mortality - equally for both man and woman.

The moral: Don't settle for anything less than the biggest dream for your future Fight to make the dream come true.

The world is about the way in which our dreams intersect with our real life. Endlessly, the world of the imagination changes the world.