I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

You will never glory in God till first of all God has killed your glorying in yourself.

Did I hurt you in the parking lot?""No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car."Great.

Certain political figures think when you call them and ask them for a comment; that you are somehow doing something that you shouldn't be doing.

Go at least once a year to a place you've never been before.

As you will it, so shall it be.

Our worth is determined by the good deed we do, rather than by the fine emotions we feel.

I lay it down as a general rule, Harriet, that if a woman doubts as to whether she should accept a man or not, she certainly ought to refuse him.

The human body is essentially something other than an animal organism.

In a world of constant change, God alone is the Rock upon which to build a life.

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