I like 'Donnie Darko' it's a cool take on dreams and sleep.

I used to think I was a little unstable, and then I met every girl I've ever dated.

Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have "plans.

What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.

The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.

Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream

Dopamine is a chemical released in your brain and your body when you sleep that paralyzes your body so you don't act out your dreams.

The one thing you're most reluctant to tell. That's where the comedy is.

I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family at the reception.

Creepy people do the things that decent people want to do, but have decided are not a great idea.

It was a hard name having growing up as a child. Some kids would call me names like "Birbiglebug" and "Birbibliography" and "Faggot". Some were more clever than others.

I was a professional tennis player in my teens. I played mostly in Europe. I was top 10 in the world in juniors, and then I messed up my back. I had three herniated discs and that put a stop to it.

Women come in all shapes and sizes, and we are what we want to be, not the label that is placed on us.

Mrs Weaver nosed among the books, too dim-witted to grasp that they were in alphabetical order.

I am producing sounds that people are not used to hearing from the harp.

Nothing can so quickly put the masses on their legs as the spinning wheel and all it means.

Artists of the world arise - it's time to dump your dealers.

Beauty and elegance are a right, not a surplus... . We must demand, at least, intention.

From the Distance You only See My Light; Come closer and You will Know that I Am You.

When you die it's the end of your life.

Everybody wants happiness, and nobody wants pain, but you can't have a rainbow without a little rain.