Quote of the Day
Authors Categories Blog Quote Maker Videos
 

Ken Dodd Quotes: I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don't like to interrupt her.
         

I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don't like to interrupt her.


Ken Dodd
Check all other quotes by Ken Dodd

Want to display this quote image on your website or blog? Simply copy and paste the below code on your website/blog.

Embed:

Format of this image is jpg. The width and height of image are 1200 and 630, repectively. This image is available for free to download.





Citation

Use the citation below to add this quote to your bibliography:


Styles:

×

MLA Style Citation


"Ken Dodd Quotes." Quoteslyfe.com, 2024. Thu. 28 Mar. 2024. <https://www.quoteslyfe.com/quote/I-haven-t-spoken-to-my-mother-786442>.





Check out


Other quotes of Ken Dodd


Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.



I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.

I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.



I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.

I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.



My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson.'

My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson.'



Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in dead trouble!

Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in dead trouble!



Comedy should never be over-analysed. It's either funny or it isn't. There's a subtle difference between those who say funny things and those who say things funny.

Comedy should never be over-analysed. It's either funny or it isn't. There's a subtle difference between those who say funny things and those who say things funny.



Men's legs have a terribly lonely life - standing in the dark in your trousers all day.

Men's legs have a terribly lonely life - standing in the dark in your trousers all day.



My teeth are all my own. I've just finished paying for them.

My teeth are all my own. I've just finished paying for them.



If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute -- Ive got to have them.

If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute -- Ive got to have them.



Television is like a great monster, eating your gags as fast as you say them.

Television is like a great monster, eating your gags as fast as you say them.





Other quotes you may like



And reading itself is an amazing activity: You glance at a thin, flat object made from a tree...and the voice of the author begins to speak inside your head. (Hello!)

And reading itself is an amazing activity: You glance at a thin, flat object made from a tree...and the voice of the author begins to speak inside your head. (Hello!)



When we have loved, that loving part is the best part of any and every day.

When we have loved, that loving part is the best part of any and every day.




Coolidge really hated government being in the power business. He thought it was wrong. He saw the potential for growth in the power business. He didn't want the federal government in it.

Coolidge really hated government being in the power business. He thought it was wrong. He saw the potential for growth in the power business. He didn't want the federal government in it.



If you can walk away from a landing, it's a good landing. If you use the airplane the next day, it's an outstanding landing.

If you can walk away from a landing, it's a good landing. If you use the airplane the next day, it's an outstanding landing.



People pay all that money to sit in a chair in the theater mainly because it is a respectable way to see and experience things they cannot see and experience in their own lives.

People pay all that money to sit in a chair in the theater mainly because it is a respectable way to see and experience things they cannot see and experience in their own lives.



I want to find material that piques my interest, keeps me outside the box and challenges me.

I want to find material that piques my interest, keeps me outside the box and challenges me.



Sometimes people say yo do you think rap changed you. No doubt it changed me. If I wasn't making records I'd still be hanging every night.

Sometimes people say yo do you think rap changed you. No doubt it changed me. If I wasn't making records I'd still be hanging every night.



I never realized that the blue sky I saw was not the soft, nurturing sky of spring, but the cold, chilling, lonely sky of winter

I never realized that the blue sky I saw was not the soft, nurturing sky of spring, but the cold, chilling, lonely sky of winter




Quote Description


This page presents the quote "I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don't like to interrupt her.". Author of this quote is Ken Dodd. This quote is about law, mother, eighteen, months,.