Gags Quotes

Gags Quote of the day

I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments.

Television is like a great monster, eating your gags as fast as you say them.

A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and a lot of them can't even talk. All they can do is tell gags.

I love visual gags and gimmicks; I love them.

If men are God's gift to women, then God must really love gag gifts.

I find it hilarious that there are academics who try to analyse chemical changes in the brains of students while exposing them to gags.

You have to take the horror seriously but there's gags aplenty. Most people, when they do horror it's just grim.

I'm not the guy to ask about politics. I'm a gag writer.

Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.

It [death] chokes you, gags you, but you have to pretend that you're doing just fine, not trembling with this fear because the end is close.

Letters to absence can a voice impart, And lend a tongue when distance gags the heart.

I started pulling gags on Al [Pachino]. That was the moment I realized that he was absolutely out of his mind. I mean that he's certifiably insane. I wouldn't spend a night in a room where he's at.

I do not favor the gag order.

I love sight gags and broad stuff, but you can get to such a subtle degree, especially with CG animation.