I have high-definition television, because I felt the lack of resolution was affecting my ability to solve cases on C.S.I.

Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say 'Thank you' cause drugs are very expensive.

Stop saying you're not racist because you have a friend that's black. That's like saying you're not a pedophile because you have a friend that's a kid.

I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.

I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it.

I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'.

Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.

The flat-brimmed cap is the modern day dunce cap.

They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'.

Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.

I do think we can be a little less PC when it comes to sports, though. Just once I want to hear an announcer go 'God, black people are fast. Holy cow! All of them. They're fast. Back to you Bob.'

Never apologize for burning too brightly or collapsing into yourself every night. That is how galaxies are made.

The object of the superior man is truth.

Leaders set high standards. Refuse to tolerate mediocrity or poor performance.

A positive future cannot emerge from the mind of anger of despair

My verses, I cannot say poems. . . . I was following in the exquisite footsteps of Miss Millay, unhappily in my own horrible sneakers.

France is a country that loves to change their government if it is always the same.

America, the temple of invention and industry, doesn't make things anymore.

All life connects ... Nothing happens that is meaningless.

Acting is about communicating what it is like to be human: the pain, the laughs, the misery, the joy. I suppose I am searching to have it all.

Injustice drives me crazy! It really upsets me when I see politicians lying.