I hate pulling out... I mean, I'm really bad at the whole parking thing....

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing

Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?

Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling

If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway

Dr. Suess said: 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..' I tell my dates: 'Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over

Do what you love, love what you do, and with all your heart give yourself to it.

If you really think that the enviroment is less important than the economy, try holding your breath while you count your money.

Of course I loved books more than people. Of course I valued "Jane Eyre" over the anonymous stranger...Of course all of Shakespeare was worth more than a human life.

It is not arrogant or egotistical to feel good inside. You had nothing to do with it. It's simply the honest response to clearly perceived Reality.

Follow the crowd and you will never be followed by a crowd.

A good horse is a man's best friend in time of danger.

Men's fundamental attitudes toward the world are fixed by the scope and qualities of the activities in which they partake.

Loving people is the highest level of spiritual warfare that we could ever do

O my God, if Thy creations are so full of beauty, delight and joy, how infinitely more full of beauty, delight and joy art Thou Thyself, Creator of all!

You have to be able to look back at your life and say, "Yeah, that was fun."