Dr. Suess said: 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..' I tell my dates: 'Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing

Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?

Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling

If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway

Friends might lose touch but never lose feelings

How do you stop those who will stop at nothing?

They buried him in dirt that smelled like broken batteries, and crouched in a fiberglass shed while the acid rain poured down to dissolve his flesh and bleach his bones.

Citizens, thank you for all your birthday wishes. I am 88 years old today and still lucky to live in the greatest city in the world.

America, my country, is almost a continent and hardly yet a nation.

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly?

They say that ninety per cent of TV is junk. But ninety per cent of everything is junk.

There is no persuasiveness more effectual than the transparency of a single heart, of a sincere life.

In the draft plan, we're looking at recycling 20 percent of our garbage by 2010.

Is the prisoner a prisoner because he lives in a cage or because he knows that he lives in a cage?

Walking my dogs twice a day provides me with an opening and closing of my day, and I've learned to use those walks for a walking meditation.