I got my start in silent radio.

Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.

I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.

They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.

My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.

If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.

The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.

It takes but one person, one moment, one conviction, to start a ripple of change.

You obviously want the results but you must do your job in every at-bat and deal with what every situation dictates.

The quintessential revolution is that of spirit. Without this, the forces which produce the inequalities of the old order will continue to operate.

Violence will only increase the cycle of violence.

The United Nations has no business in our elections.

It was a beautiful bright autumn day, with air like cider and a sky so blue you could drown in it.

And painful pleasure turns to pleasing pain.

If you love everything, you will perceive the divine mystery of things.

I always want to make Strokes records and play Strokes shows.

The worst thing about not being president anymore is I was disoriented for three weeks because nobody every played a song when I walked in.