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Timer Quotes: "I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer."

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.



Timer Quotes: "Memories are fallible and a timer can save a lot of hard work from going out of the window"

Memories are fallible and a timer can save a lot of hard work from going out of the window




Timer Quotes: "Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer."

Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer.



Timer Quotes: "I don't exactly know what it means to be ready. A cake when the oven timer goes off? Am I fully baked, or only half-baked?"

I don't exactly know what it means to be ready. A cake when the oven timer goes off? Am I fully baked, or only half-baked?




Timer Quotes: "I was in the game for love. After all, where else can an old-timer with one leg, who can't hear or see, live like a king while doing the only thing I wanted to do?"

I was in the game for love. After all, where else can an old-timer with one leg, who can't hear or see, live like a king while doing the only thing I wanted to do?



Timer Quotes: "An old-timer is someone who can remember when a naughty child was taken to the woodshed instead of to a psychiatrist."

An old-timer is someone who can remember when a naughty child was taken to the woodshed instead of to a psychiatrist.



Timer Quotes: "Getting into the habit of switching a timer on will, I promise, save you from any number of kitchen disasters."

Getting into the habit of switching a timer on will, I promise, save you from any number of kitchen disasters.




Timer Quotes: "Zaphod Beeblebrox, adventurer, ex-hippie, good-timer (crook? quite possibly), manic self-publicist, terrible bad at personal relationships, often thought to be completely out to lunch."

Zaphod Beeblebrox, adventurer, ex-hippie, good-timer (crook? quite possibly), manic self-publicist, terrible bad at personal relationships, often thought to be completely out to lunch.



Timer Quotes: "I guess I've always lived upside down when I want things I can't have."

I guess I've always lived upside down when I want things I can't have.



Timer Quotes: "I guess I'm getting to the age where a lot of other people my age have real jobs, and when they're hard-up they refer to an old-timer like me."

I guess I'm getting to the age where a lot of other people my age have real jobs, and when they're hard-up they refer to an old-timer like me.



Timer Quotes: "Simply put: time is fluid. The faster your world spins out of control, the slower timer crawls. The more time you need, the less you're sure to get. It's all relative"

Simply put: time is fluid. The faster your world spins out of control, the slower timer crawls. The more time you need, the less you're sure to get. It's all relative



Timer Quotes: "I wouldn't mind someone lobbing hand grenades at me, but having to reset the timer on the video recorder puts me into a blood-spitting frenzy."

I wouldn't mind someone lobbing hand grenades at me, but having to reset the timer on the video recorder puts me into a blood-spitting frenzy.




Timer Quotes: "Obviously I'd love to have kids and all that. Luckily, as a man, there's not such an egg timer on it, but I'd like to be able to pick them up without Nurofen first."

Obviously I'd love to have kids and all that. Luckily, as a man, there's not such an egg timer on it, but I'd like to be able to pick them up without Nurofen first.



Timer Quotes: "I'm an old-timer in the business from the sense that when you do something that you feel good about there might be another person out there who feels the same way, or a hundred or a couple million."

I'm an old-timer in the business from the sense that when you do something that you feel good about there might be another person out there who feels the same way, or a hundred or a couple million.



Timer Quotes: "You begin always knowing nothing. You remain forever an amateur, a first timer."

You begin always knowing nothing. You remain forever an amateur, a first timer.



Timer Quotes: "I use a smoke alarm as a timer."

I use a smoke alarm as a timer.



Timer Quotes: "Mr. Greer timed all our speeches with an oven timer. Things were nothing at Tribeca Alternative, considered one of Manhattan's finest prep schools, if not high tech."

Mr. Greer timed all our speeches with an oven timer. Things were nothing at Tribeca Alternative, considered one of Manhattan's finest prep schools, if not high tech.



Timer Quotes: "Putting a bomb in a dumpster or putting it with a timer by a race, it is not the kind of - similar to the attacks that we've seen where people open fire with assault rifles and things like that."

Putting a bomb in a dumpster or putting it with a timer by a race, it is not the kind of - similar to the attacks that we've seen where people open fire with assault rifles and things like that.