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W. C. Fields Quotes: I don't object to nine aces in one deck. But when a man lays down five aces in one hand... and besides, I know what I dealt him!
         

I don't object to nine aces in one deck. But when a man lays down five aces in one hand... and besides, I know what I dealt him!


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