I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress

If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory

Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife.

Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.

"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."

Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.

If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short.

I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.

Don't make a cemetery of your life by burying your talents.

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Lead diligently.

One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one.

There is nothing more attractive than a person who radiates simple unaffected humanity.

There is nothing stable but Heaven and the Constitution.

Developing our capacity for compassion makes it possible for us to help others in a more skillful and effective way.

Courage never to submit of yield.

What does it mean, to lose one's mind? Where does it go? If a man is out of his mind, where is he? What is insane when the world is mad by contrast?

For every person seeking greatness, there are hundreds more charged with safeguarding mediocrity. If you want to be wealthy, stop taking financial advice from broke people.

The real objective isn't just "knowledge" or getting an 80-20 understanding of the situation. The overriding objective is engagement, creating a buzz, mobilizing people to take action.

The vast majority of the coverage had to do with him basically saying, for the first 100 days of my administration, the [Donald] Trump administration, I'd be going after people who ticked me off.