The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.

If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory

Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife.

Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."

Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.

If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short.

I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.

I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress

Don't make a cemetery of your life by burying your talents.

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Either plan your life or get ready to get lost.

I think childhood is to everyone a lost land.

The muse holds no appointments. You can never call on it. I don't understand people who get up at 9 o'clock in the morning, put on the coffee and sit down to write.

I think the good news is that our team understands the positon they're in. If they want to win a division or a conference, they're going to have to fix their mistakes.

We understand that in this globalized world we all need to work together. As the Pope says in his encyclical, "Laudato Si," the Earth is our common home.

Let us not try to be the best or worst of others, but let us make the effort to be the best of ourselves.

It's important to see how we can advance in healing wounds.

You know you’re permanent, right?

When you've played Buffy - who's such a strong female role model - it's really hard for another female character to compare to her.