Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.

If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory

Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife.

Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.

"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."

If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short.

I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.

I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress

Don't make a cemetery of your life by burying your talents.

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

I read once that sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks ahead.

Channel your energy into your God-given purpose. Being out of a job gives you all the time you need to grow

Miracles, to the Sufi, are not evidential, they are instrumental.

Chess is all about getting the king into check, you see. It's about killing the father. I would say that chess has more to do with the art of murder than it does with the art of war.

Your expertise can elevate your impressions to bring you to an entirely new realm.

Sometimes it was hard to express how much you loved someone. You said the words, but you could never quite capture the depth of it. You could never quite hold someone tightly enough.

You can live a healthy lifestyle and do the best to be aware of your body and conscious, and thats what I attempt to do.

I am a control freak. I will admit that freely.

Say to the darkness, "We beg to differ!"

I think it's really important that the people who are going to make decisions for other people have fair, truthful and compassionate regard for all people, not just some people.