One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one.

The naked truth is always better than the best-dressed lie.

In the end, it's not what you do for your children but what you've taught them to do for themselves.

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else.

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.

At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all.

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

Hanging onto resentment is letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head.

Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.

Wake up and smell the coffee.

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another check-out line.

He turns off the techno-shit in his goggles. All it does is confuse him

For some unknown reason, bad-boys draw you in despite the fact that they are jerks.

The relation of the law to the self is only a helpful way of thinking about the law, that helps us better understand its validity for us.

He wants them to learn to walk and must therefore take away His hand.

Like the truth, retirement can set you free. Or, like work, retirement can imprison you.

I think that's the best way to see things, especially this kind of play where there's no pyrotechnics, it's literally just people talking.

I love good creditable acquaintance; I love to be the worst of the company.

It's almost like we have ESPN.

Hear good things, see good, do good, think good, then you get the Grace of God, as all the evil tendencies will be uprooted.

What I value most next to eternity is time.