I apologize for the fact that the word ‘anti-Mexican’ is being said to a black guy in America.

I think pimp, therefore i am.

Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.

Genius is often called crazy, but crazy is never called genius. So you just have to put out the work and let the chips fall where they may.

A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.

All comedy comes from a dark place.

Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.

My name is "A Pimp named Slickback" Wait... A Pimp?? ... Named Slickback. Yes, please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includs the "A Pimp Named" part. Yes Tom, everytime.

America is a bunch o' bullies. Tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don't worry, I'll wait.

The past is something for you to learn from and the future is something that you hope is going to happen, but I'm always speaking to my actual fans in present tense.

There's only winning and losing, and in our society, as in all societies, there's the person that's doing the winning, or there's the person that's facilitating the winning.

They found the library sadly lacking in texts they could use.

There is more than one sort of prison, Captain, " Chirrut said. "I sense that you carry yours wherever you go.

Age 10. I joined the school marching band as a drummer.

Pure logical thinking cannot yield us any knowledge of the empirical world. All knowledge of reality starts from experience and ends in it.

It’s been a tsunami of media and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard.

We must come to terms with our responsibility to be the gatekeepers to end childhood hunger. Our love for life can propel us to share and provide a secure future for the children of our country.

Orthodoxy is unconsciousness.

I just want to be humble at all times.

It is indeed a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors.

Few things are so liberally bestowed, or squandered with so little effect, as good advice.