America is a bunch o' bullies. Tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don't worry, I'll wait.

I think pimp, therefore i am.

Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.

Genius is often called crazy, but crazy is never called genius. So you just have to put out the work and let the chips fall where they may.

A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.

All comedy comes from a dark place.

Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.

My name is "A Pimp named Slickback" Wait... A Pimp?? ... Named Slickback. Yes, please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includs the "A Pimp Named" part. Yes Tom, everytime.

The past is something for you to learn from and the future is something that you hope is going to happen, but I'm always speaking to my actual fans in present tense.

There's only winning and losing, and in our society, as in all societies, there's the person that's doing the winning, or there's the person that's facilitating the winning.

Hello?... No I'm sorry no Shaquita here. Well what number did you dial?.. No it's a nine not a seven... Well try it if it doest work call me back we'll figure this thing out.

She never asked for money, for gifts and priced ones, she always asked me for priceless love that was worth billions, where I failed.

Keeping secrets is a survival tactic.

Guilt is never to be doubted.

The most original novelist now writing in English.

I find overtime exciting. You don't have time to think about anything.

What we feel is beyond words. We should be ashamed of our poems.

The desert takes our dreams away from us, and they don't always return.

I love my career right now, and I won't be with anybody until they make my life as satisfying and as happy as my work makes me.

What we cannot remember, we must rediscover.

I died from a mineral and plant became, Died from the plant, took a sentient frame; Died from the beast, donned a human dress - When by my dying did I ever grow less.