Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.

I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation.

One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that.

I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office parties and cookies.

Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.

Homemade sweaters are always itchy.

I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things.

It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.

Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.

One could say, that #‎ Masons were raised right.

I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways.

What starts in the heart doesn't stay in the heart, it either turn into action or words.

The moment you start to think you understand love is the moment you don’t feel it anymore.

When it moved to Friday night it disappeared, when they find another show that can do what The Simpsons does, they will be delighted to do cancel The Simpsons.

Kids who go to normal school are so teenagery, so angsty.

Diffused knowledge immortalizes itself.

I love performing and pretending - it's very easy for me.

I don't know if I thrive in normal life.

Through the portals of silence the healing sun of wisdom and peace will shine upon you.

The media only writes about the sinners and the scandals, he said, but that's normal, because 'a tree that falls makes more noise than a forest that grows.

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother who lets him have one