I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things.

I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation.

One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that.

I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office parties and cookies.

Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.

Homemade sweaters are always itchy.

Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.

It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.

Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.

One could say, that #‎ Masons were raised right.

I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways.

She stared at her face in the mirror, feeling everything around her slipping away. The face stared back, and she wondered who was looking at her.

Courage is a mean with regard to fear and confidence.

As soon as you externalize an idea you see facets of it that weren't clear when it was just floating around in your head.

It was most essential for me to have a normal life in the real world as a counterpoise to that strange inner world. My family and my profession remained the base to which I could return.

Not a few patients, however, suffering from certain forms of mental disorder, regain a high degree of insight into their mental condition in what might be termed a flash of divine enlightenment.

Justice, like vengeance, is not good eaten cold.

The world is continuous flux and is impermanent.

Life is a gift, not to possess, but to share.

No date prefixed directs me in the starry rubric set.

There hasn't been an original voice in stand-up since Sam Kinison.