Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

In Unity there is strength; We can move mountains when we're united and enjoy life - Without unity we are victims. Stay united.

Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.

Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.

Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish.

The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand.

Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet.

Three women walk into a pub and say, 'Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'

I'm sort of like a post-modern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically.

Tremendous my-ness’ [mamta] is bound in the presence of Soul [Atma], and it is also in the presence of Soul that this my-ness is tremendously dissipated.

I am convinced that I never wrong anyone intentionally...

The cost of living is going up while the chances of living are going down.

as was his way, once he acknowledged the problem, he set about finding a means to resolve it

The important thing is somehow to begin.

You can pretend to be serious but you can't pretend to be witty.

Of all the things I am not very good at, living in the real world is perhaps the most outstanding.

All science is transcendental or else passes away.

A country without idols is nothing.

Because the reward is worth the risk.