I'm sort of like a post-modern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically.

In Unity there is strength; We can move mountains when we're united and enjoy life - Without unity we are victims. Stay united.

Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.

Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.

Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish.

The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand.

Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet.

Three women walk into a pub and say, 'Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'

Stop opposing the truths.The truth is truth no matter how you take it. It is not going to be changed for your inconvenience.

To be desired is perhaps the closest anybody in this life can reach to feeling immortal.

It's not easy to kill a mountain goat. He thinks with his spine.

We are all made up of star stuff.

You have to be able to wake up in the morning and say, 'I've been true.

I don't think I will ever get tired of wearing pink.

Finances completely determine what we can do and how quickly we can move.

The road to happiness has never been a straight one, and yet, it is the only road worth traveling, no matter how curvy or rocky it is!

National governments are under paid, under staffed, and under talented.

I simply find that as a songwriter, my goal is to try to move people. And I feel that before I can move other people, I have to genuinely be able to move myself.