Three women walk into a pub and say, 'Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'

In Unity there is strength; We can move mountains when we're united and enjoy life - Without unity we are victims. Stay united.

Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.

Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.

Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish.

The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand.

Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet.

I'm sort of like a post-modern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically.

The role of your genius spirit is to essentially heal, transform, and evolve consciousness.

LSD stands out for learning to slow down.

Roy Dale suspected that Mississippi was beautiful. He wasn't sure. He didn't have anything to compare it to. He hadn't even ever been out of the Delta.

The beauty of being a woman, as the French say, "of a certain age", is that I can be invisible. Young people, both men and women, look right through me, unless I make the effort to be noticed.

Life is nothing but a bunch of experiences. There's no such thing as success or failure.

The most unbearable thing about many successful people is not - as we flatteringly think - how lazy they are, but how hard they work.

Yoga is firstly for individual growth, but through individual growth, society and community develop.

Nothing is so costly as the pursuit of a cure for imaginary ills.

I hate flying. I don't planes. I get really anxious.

It is really important for women to look up and see other women being successful. When I was in that position, all I wanted to do was blend in and be one of the guys.