Pubs Quotes

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Three women walk into a pub and say, 'Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'

Will there be any bartenders up there in Heaven, will the pubs never close?

When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder would they know it was me?

Irish women are always carrying water on their heads, and always carrying their husbands home from pubs. Such things are the greatest posture-builders in the world.

I love those people who do story-telling and who ramble on, but I don't do that, I tell jokes - the sort of jokes that anyone really could tell in the pub.

But one of the most fantastic things about Ireland and Dublin is that the pubs are like Paris and the cafe culture. And Dublin, in many ways, is a pub culture.

A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon bars of the tawdriest pubs.

I have a theory that the secret of marital happiness is simple: drink in different pubs to your other half.

I like pubs too, but it's hard for me to go and get proper bladdered in the way I used to. I don't want to moan about being recognised but I do get a bit of grief sometimes.

You have city centre pubs where men go to meet girls, not realising that all girls in city centre pubs have thighs like tug boats and morals that would surprise a zoo animal.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!

That means I can drive a flock of sheep through the town centre, drink for free in no less than 64 pubs and get a lift home with the police when I become inebriated. What more could you want?

I miss the banter with friends and family, which more often than not takes place within the confines of a decent public house. So I miss the pubs.

I'm not so much a rock star, d'ya know what I mean? I play Irish music. There's really no age when you stop playing Irish music. Even if I retired from playing onstage, I'd still be singing in pubs.

A reading of the Declaration of Independence on the steps of a building is widely covered. The events that started the American Revolution were the meetings in homes, pubs, on street corners.

You meet a better class of person in pubs.

Potter! There are hundreds of people thundering through my pub!

Looking back, I spent a lot of time sitting in pubs when I should have been perfecting my playwriting.

In the end, in England, when you want to find out how people are feeling, you always go to the pubs.

A lot of pubs in London are now faceless, expensive yuppy bars. Not like when I was growing up. The pub used to be, and should be, the pillar of community.

A lot of country pubs will receive Michelin stars.

Dublin was turning into Disneyland with super-pubs, a Purgatory open till five in the morning.

Dubh is do?" I was incredulous. It was no wonder I hadn't been able to find the stupid word. "Should I be calling pubs poos?" "Dubh is Gaelic, Ms. Lane. Pub is not.

Near my apartment in London, a lot of the pubs kind of look identical, which is very strange.

When a man wants to have an alehouse meltdown, the worst thing you can do is stand in his way

In a proper pub everyone there is potentially, if not a lifelong friend, at least someone to lure into an argument about foreign policy or the Red Sox.

In pubs across the land, the customers speak of little else but lunar nutation, especially since the moon is nutating at this very moment.

Look at all our old men in pubs. Look at all our young people on drugs.

Contrary to what you think, not all preternatural beings hang out at the local Supernatural Pub looking for humans and dates.

I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.

I dread the day I leave [Doctor Who], because then I'll have to go back to writing bedrooms and offices and pubs. And maybe a field, if I'm lucky.

You can get samosas in any pub in England today, pretty much. So, "Gunga Din" has come back.

London is one of the most exciting cities in the world with so many fantastic pubs and restaurants. I would urge people to get out there and see as much as possible.

A lot of bands have the enthusiasm kicked out of them by playing really dreary pub venues that just churn bands through.

Its a bit cloudy in London but people are already drinking out on the streets- God Bless the pubs.

I once worked in a pub. I couldn't add up to save my life, but I could pull the pints.

Ignore the trade-pub narratives about how little success indies enjoy.

Let's all go and be feminists in the pub.

I've worked in pubs for years and you get people challenging you. Challenging your masculinity.

I firmly believe as an author you have to go out in life and hear the stories of people. In pubs in the UK or a retirement home in the US it is the stories of others that bring a book to life.

The docks were said to be quite tough, but there were pubs you didn't go into if you were a respectable... but um, I never felt a sense of danger in Liverpool.

I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.

I love Tate Modern; there's such great style and shopping here. I love the galleries and the pubs out on the street, just having your pint as the sun is setting.

Two Irishmen were passing a pub - well, it could happen.

I've never been thrown out of a pub, but I've fallen into quite a few