Growing up, I loved Bill Cosby and Bob Newhart. They are a big reason I'm a storyteller because they are two of the best.

College is great. It's the only time in life where you can write a check for 39 cents... and bounce it.

My wife at times will say I'm stubborn, selfish, insensitive, vague, deaf at times, blah, blah, blah... but she's never said I was boring!

My comedy is for adults, but you can have your kids listen to it. They won't get all the jokes because hopefully I'm more cerebral than a 10-year-old... but if you ask my wife, I'm not!

As a comedian, I have the gift of looking at something a bit differently and making it funny. I'm not sure why I can do that, but that's as simple as I can put it.

So, I'm from the South. So I guess that makes me South Korean.

I have one show biz picture in my house. It's with Mr. Hope. I have asked for one autograph in my life: Mr. Hope's.

I'm an Asian with a Southern accent. To a lot of people, that right there is funny.

My way of telling stories is kind of what I do naturally. It's no different from how I would talk to you if you were in my living room.

My wife gets mad because we'll be in the middle of something and I'll stop and say, 'No, I've got to write this down!' She'll say, 'No! We're in a discussion!' I say, 'I know, but it's hilarious!

I'm smart cause I'm Korean, I'm not so smart cause I'm from the south. They cancel each other out, so I'm even.

When the voices of doubt start whispering, turn-up the volume of faith and listen to your heart.

I understand men much better than most women I know.

Fatal accidents never happen because of just one mistake. It takes a whole chain of stupids lining up just so to put a full stop at the end of an epitaph.

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean.

Jesus said the meek would inherit the earth, but so far all we've gotten is Minnesota and North Dakota.

As a lifelong Oregonian, I prefer our forests green, not black.

Some books you read. Some books you enjoy. But some books just swallow you up, heart and soul.

The scars of others should teach us caution.

music, drawing, books, invention & exercise will be so many resources to you against ennui.

The characteristic of Chaucer is intensity: of Spencer, remoteness: of Milton elevation and of Shakespeare everything.