College is great. It's the only time in life where you can write a check for 39 cents... and bounce it.

My wife at times will say I'm stubborn, selfish, insensitive, vague, deaf at times, blah, blah, blah... but she's never said I was boring!

My comedy is for adults, but you can have your kids listen to it. They won't get all the jokes because hopefully I'm more cerebral than a 10-year-old... but if you ask my wife, I'm not!

As a comedian, I have the gift of looking at something a bit differently and making it funny. I'm not sure why I can do that, but that's as simple as I can put it.

So, I'm from the South. So I guess that makes me South Korean.

I have one show biz picture in my house. It's with Mr. Hope. I have asked for one autograph in my life: Mr. Hope's.

I'm an Asian with a Southern accent. To a lot of people, that right there is funny.

My way of telling stories is kind of what I do naturally. It's no different from how I would talk to you if you were in my living room.

My wife gets mad because we'll be in the middle of something and I'll stop and say, 'No, I've got to write this down!' She'll say, 'No! We're in a discussion!' I say, 'I know, but it's hilarious!

I'm smart cause I'm Korean, I'm not so smart cause I'm from the south. They cancel each other out, so I'm even.

Growing up, I loved Bill Cosby and Bob Newhart. They are a big reason I'm a storyteller because they are two of the best.

How do you eat your roots?

The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.

Knight without fear and without reproach.

The friendships of nations, built on common interests, cannot survive the mutability of those interests.

My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry.

Art is a journey of discovery.

It means protecting people, showing loving concern for each and every person, especially children, the elderly, those in need, who are often the last we think about.

Being in love means seeing the Beloved all around me.

You know how cunningly mankind is planned: We have one loving and one hating hand. The loving's made to hold each other like, While with the hating other hand we strike.

Not even for a million dollars would I paint a tree.