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Finding my dog's g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit.


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Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.



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The flat-brimmed cap is the modern day dunce cap.



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I do think we can be a little less PC when it comes to sports, though. Just once I want to hear an announcer go 'God, black people are fast. Holy cow! All of them. They're fast. Back to you Bob.'





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