Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes life interesting.

I don't know why, but watching someone else break made me feel a lot less broken.

Time to eliminate things that no longer evolve me.

Both looked back then on the wild revelry...and they lamented that it had cost them so much of their lives to find the paradise of shared solitude.

Teaching writing puts you on the point of a pin in terms of what you want your own writing to be.

It is impossible to add the stock of money to the flow of saving.

Protect your spirit, because you are in the place where spirits get eaten.

He who flees at the right time can fight again.

I think kids slowly begin to realize that what they're learning relates to other things they know. Then learning starts to get more and more exciting

If you expect the worst, you'll never be disappointed.