Everything comes to him who waits -- if he waits till it comes.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Why are you walking alonewhen love is walking along?

If it's so painful to love and absorb electricity, how much more painful it is to be a woman, to be the electricity, to inspire love.

If you don't waste your energy on variables you cannot influence, you can focus much more effectively on those you can. (Mark Epstein)

With addiction, a client’s fears can be ripened into some very pleasing fruit: Irritability, suspiciousness, isolation, paranoia, and finally on to that grand banana —the fear of Fear itself.

I love everything that's old, - old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wine.

When will all the rhetorical questions end?

To resent and remember brings strife; to forgive and forget brings peace.

The probability of separate worlds meeting is very small. The lure of it is immense. We send starships. We fall in love.

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Thera-Band for general stretching.

Take life one day at a time because every day is a different day with new challenges.