Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

The only place where you can find equality is in the cemetery.

When I turned 16 and got my license, the Chevy Blazer was passed down from my sister, so it was very much a starter car.

Catholic schools prepare every student to meet the challenges of their future by developing their mind, yes, but also their body and their soul and spirit.

The real "it is well" is something I say from the ground, having fallen.

The road has its own reasons and no two travelers will have the same understanding of those reasons. If indeed they come to an understanding of them at all.

Most architects work in ­studios largely divorced from academia, as if ideas, criticism and ­historical ­research were irrelevant.

Mercy more becomes a magistrate than the vindictive wrath which men call justice.

Always mistrust a subordinate who never finds fault with his superior.

I've always had a determination to perfect whatever I'm doing. If I can't do something, I work on it until I figure it out.

Goodbye, I say, goodbye, as I disappear little by little into the middle of the middle of my own spectacular now