America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

The only place where you can find equality is in the cemetery.

Faith in God's Loving Kindness has truly been attained when both gain and loss bring the same degree of Gratitude.

He had the arrogance of the believer, but none of the humility of the deeply religious.

I think we actually punish children out of their relationship with their bodies... we categorically separate mind and body and emotion and intellect.

The lesson is, the rewards in life don't always go to the biggest, or the bravest, or the smartest. The rewards go to the dogged; and when your going though hell, to the person who just keeps going.

Literature has low enough standards. But we can avoid writing the worst literature if we make ourselves ask ourselves, every two or three sentences we write, 'Is that what I really think?'

Photography is a very subtle thing. You must let the camera take you by the hand, as it were, and lead you into your subject.

You can't stop people from talking about you, but you can stop giving them something to talk about.

Deal with yourself as a individual, worthy of respect and make everyone else deal with you the same way.

Stray thought for the day: Putting boundaries on how punk should sound/look is the least punk rock thing one can do. Be yourself=Very punk.

I don't flirt and I don't play the people that I'm meeting with.