Parking Space Quotes

Parking Space Quote of the day

Don't ask God to cure cancer and world poverty. He's too busy finding you a parking space and fixing the weather for your barbecue.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.

33% of urban traffic is actively seeking a parking space.

Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

I favor parking a few miles from the office and walking to work. You get the benefit of exercise and besides it is easier to get a parking space.

The only reason I'm an actor is that a lady pulled out of a parking space in front of a producer's office.

I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell.

If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else.

The man who is tired of London is tired of looking for a parking space

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world--an assigned parking space.

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall?

You could probably go three or four months without the word 'God' coming from my dad's mouth; Mum would pray for a parking space.

Probably the single most important thing about the Nobel Prize for most people is whether they get the coveted parking space on campus.