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Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.


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Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.



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Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.



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That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.



The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology.

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology.



Identical twins. I'm glad they're identical 'cause you save money on photographs. That's what I like. Yeah. Here's my little boy. I got another one just like it.

Identical twins. I'm glad they're identical 'cause you save money on photographs. That's what I like. Yeah. Here's my little boy. I got another one just like it.



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I married a saint - well, a saint who curses.



People think living in your parents' basement until you're twenty-nine is lame. But what they don't realize is that while you're there, you save money on rent, food, and dates.

People think living in your parents' basement until you're twenty-nine is lame. But what they don't realize is that while you're there, you save money on rent, food, and dates.



If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.



For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.

For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.



I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.

I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.





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