Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Arise, my friend – the world is wailing for kindness – it is wailing for compassion – it is wailing for love.

Maligned –powerfully-drawn characters acting out a disturbing view of our future.” -David Compton, New York Times Best-Selling author

We know how to lead projects, but we forget how to lead people, because we forgot how to lead ourselves.

There’s always stuff to work on. You’re never there.

The demands of internal growth are incomparably more important to us...than the need for any external expansion of our power.

Our memories, they can be inviting. But some are altogether, mighty frightening.

For years I have made the point that progress in winding back economic slack is made not by high growth in any individual year, but by maintaining an expansion over a sustained period.

In youth we are plagued by desire; in later years, by the desire to feel desire.

Families are where children live. Almost everything they experience is in the context of family life.

What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.