Epigram: a wisecrack that has played Carnegie Hall.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

Where I'm from, we believe in all sorts of things that aren't true... we call it history.

I like the idea of not having to do stuff for the money, and if I want to, I can pick indie projects for the rest of my life and be quite happy doing that.

Sometimes the only difference between those who attain and those who don't is perseverance.

To take the world as one finds it

Sometimes the song that takes the littlest amount of time are sometimes the best songs you ever do.

I attempt to connect with my muse and go on demon rides.

A man with courage has every blessing.

I wouldn't mind being a track and field coach.

The truth is that our race survived ignorance; it is our scientific genius that will do us in.

The man who sweats under his mask, whose role makes him itch with discomfort, who hates the division in himself, is already beginning to be free.