Do you realize that in the past sixty years, the only foreigners the French have been able to drive out are American tourists?

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

A solemn funeral is inconceivable to the Chinese mind.

I'm big on tomato mozzarella salad. That's my favorite all-time food.

Cynic, n: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.

As long as I can buy records and books and maybe some clothes, I'm pretty stoked. I don't need a yacht or anything.

Love yourself, open your heart which means doing the work on yourself first. Then love will follow.

I'm a hygiene freak. I'm like obsessive-compulsive when it comes to washing your hands.

As strong as the United States is, we can't deal with terrorism alone.

I don't want to be surrounded by 'yes men'. I want people who'll disagree with me, even if it costs them their jobs.

You know what they say: 'Why sit at a table that doesn't have key lime pie on it if you don't have to?'