You know what they say: 'Why sit at a table that doesn't have key lime pie on it if you don't have to?'

Our brains are like bonsai trees, growing around our private versions of reality.

Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who know where their high school yearbook is and those who do not.

If you have to ask someone to change, to tell you they love you, to bring wine to dinner, to call you when they land, you can't afford to be with them.

Unless you are a professional, you will find the tart to be a high-maintenance, unforgiving whistle-blower of a pastry.

I would gladly have accepted a heaping spoonful of nepotism when I got out of college and was looking for a job.

Book tours are such a little tapas meal of where I could live.

No affair that begins with such an orchestrated overture can end on a simple note.

Uniqueness is wasted on youth. Like fine wine or a solid flossing habit, you'll be grateful for it when you're older.

I like to try to do a little work before I do anything in the morning, even if it's a paragraph.

Dont regret that it just got over, but instead Move on for More!

It was the meanest moment of eternity.

If you can learn something from that person add him in your list if you can't ignore him.

When working, my diet degrades to pizza three times a day, because I don't want to distract myself from anything.

The possibility of stepping into a higher plane is quite real for everyone. It requires no force or effort or sacrifice. It involves little more than changing our ideas about what is normal.

To care for anyone else enough to make their problems one's own, is ever the beginning of one's real ethical development.

There's not another drug in life that I'm glad I took but grass.

Music is always a part of my characters' make-up.

President Erdogan is aiming Turkey at a Sharia nation. That’s where he wants to go. He is a Sharia law, full-fledged, one percent Islamist.

Sadness usually results from one of the following causes either when a man does not succeed, or is ashamed of his success.