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Describe your perfect man who looks like me.


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Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say 'Thank you' cause drugs are very expensive.

Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say 'Thank you' cause drugs are very expensive.



Stop saying you're not racist because you have a friend that's black. That's like saying you're not a pedophile because you have a friend that's a kid.

Stop saying you're not racist because you have a friend that's black. That's like saying you're not a pedophile because you have a friend that's a kid.



I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.

I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.



I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it.

I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it.



I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'.

I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'.



Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.

Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.



The flat-brimmed cap is the modern day dunce cap.

The flat-brimmed cap is the modern day dunce cap.



They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'.

They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'.



Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.

Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.



I do think we can be a little less PC when it comes to sports, though. Just once I want to hear an announcer go 'God, black people are fast. Holy cow! All of them. They're fast. Back to you Bob.'

I do think we can be a little less PC when it comes to sports, though. Just once I want to hear an announcer go 'God, black people are fast. Holy cow! All of them. They're fast. Back to you Bob.'





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...in the end every one stands alone, and the important thing is who it is that stands alone.

...in the end every one stands alone, and the important thing is who it is that stands alone.



When my parents separated, I was very grateful.

When my parents separated, I was very grateful.



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We need to challenge our own thinking.



I tour as many countries as possible, and I've toured every state in America, plus every province in Canada.

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As far as what I do, my value as a writer is certainly not to try to recapitulate a 19th century form. Certain styles of narrative don't conform to my style of experiencing the world.

As far as what I do, my value as a writer is certainly not to try to recapitulate a 19th century form. Certain styles of narrative don't conform to my style of experiencing the world.



You can't discriminate against someone because of their race, color, or religion, but you can discriminate against someone because of their sexual preference, I find it to be abhorrent.

You can't discriminate against someone because of their race, color, or religion, but you can discriminate against someone because of their sexual preference, I find it to be abhorrent.




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