Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing

Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?

Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling

If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway

Dr. Suess said: 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..' I tell my dates: 'Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over

Righteous indignation are the very clothes that liars wear

Nothing is never nothing. It's always something.

Don't give up before you get off your feet. Put the time in to learn what you can, build relationships, and develop quality content.

Where is the pricing system that offers the consumer a fair choice between air to breathe and motor cars to drive about in?

The instruction of the foolish is a waste of knowledge; soap cannot wash charcoal white.

As a kid growing up in Southern California, I was a frequent visitor to the Disneyland and developed a deep love of the magic and wonder of Disney.

There is a simple way to package information that, under the right circumstances, can make it irresistible. All you have to do is find it.

A dead man is the best fall guy in the world. He never talks back.

Why does Ian think I have to kiss you?

In some ways, TV is more regimented, but there is a level of professionalism that's very high, among the people that work in television.