Clint Eastwood doesn't moisturize! But Clint Eastwood needs to moisturize!

Screw normal. You know why? 'Cause if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader.

Everyone has an enemy. It's why God gave us baseball bats. Well, He gave us trees, but we knew what He meant.

I don't fail. I succeed at finding out what doesn't work.

Take the time to smell the roses. Sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee and die.

The normal make a living. The deranged make history.

I think when you sit alone with your brain too much, your own brain starts to rebel against you.

Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, Booty - mmm mmm.

I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch - like vodka and Oreos.

Anyone can have a relationship but if you're dating a woman who's so crazy in bed that if you aren't wearing your Kevlar one night you might never see daylight again... that's exciting.

The only thing that ever made me want to be a wife-beater is being called one. Your honor, can I have five minutes to make her not a liar, please?

Loving God is laying down your life in service to the Creator so that He can give it back to you.

Medicine cabinets are dangerous. Those doors, man. They'll just spring on you like a ninja.

What I like best is the competition itself.

I'm ombibulous. I drink every known alcoholic drink and enjoy them all.

My gosh, I love food. If I wasn't an actor, I could be a completely different body shape right now.

Even in my adult years, when I heard a white person speaking in a Southern accent I was initially suspicious.

People think actors have such glamorous lives, but the truth is actors go where nobody wants to go.

The Dark Side of the Moon has flash - the true flash that comes from the excellence of a superb performance.

I now fully expect to spend the rest of my career pushing VR as far ahead as I can.

Yeah, ideally, I'd probably wish to be more anonymous. But scrutiny and success go together. And I want to be successful.