The only thing that ever made me want to be a wife-beater is being called one. Your honor, can I have five minutes to make her not a liar, please?

Screw normal. You know why? 'Cause if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader.

Everyone has an enemy. It's why God gave us baseball bats. Well, He gave us trees, but we knew what He meant.

I don't fail. I succeed at finding out what doesn't work.

Take the time to smell the roses. Sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee and die.

The normal make a living. The deranged make history.

I think when you sit alone with your brain too much, your own brain starts to rebel against you.

Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, Booty - mmm mmm.

I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch - like vodka and Oreos.

Anyone can have a relationship but if you're dating a woman who's so crazy in bed that if you aren't wearing your Kevlar one night you might never see daylight again... that's exciting.

Abortion is an atrocity. Those who practice or praise it are either damn idiots, misguided fools, or treacherous devils.

Join the Rienish navy. See unusual sights. Never sleep with the lights out again.

A human who learns, and practices the art of love as does divinity, is no longer human.

Man is so stupid that all his life slips through his hands while trying to understand what the life is!

Films can't change the society they can simply open the space for the discussion which can lead to social change and can start new forms of social activism.

I enjoy painting. I don't know if I'm good at it, but I paint. I paint very quickly.

Will I get along with [Vladimir Putin]? I have no idea.

I believe in the time when we shall be able to create works of art in the Theatre without the use of the written play, without the use of actors.

You ought to choose both physician and friend, not the most agreeable, but the most useful.

I awaken today, appreciating everything in sight, and I give thanks.

I'm pretty much out of popular culture altogether.