California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

The courage to try again is a daring spirit.

My dad had been born in Mexico and his family had to leave during the Mexican revolution.

I always thought it mattered, to know what is the worst possible thing that can happen to you, to know how you can avoid it, to not be drawn by the magic of the unspeakable.

Today's art has been cancelled due to police activity.

Change itself is neither good nor bad, but knowledge is always useful.

I don't believe in men waiting until they are ready to die before using any of their money for helpful purposes.

Both Einstein and Freud were clever in leaving Germany, because both of them would doubtlessly have been caught by Himmler and murdered.

Everything balled up into one: Beat Mexico and qualify. There's no better scenario.

The meat of the buffalo tastes the same on both sides of the border.

Live and let live. You snooze, you lose. Make your life a dream and your dreams come to life.